Funny forex stories

1. Currency exchange

A Japanese guy (J) is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to Japan. While he's waiting, he goes to the currency exchange counter to change his remaining dollars.

He counts his money at the counter and says to the clerk (C):

J: Wait a minute. When I came here I got more dollars for my yen. What's going on here?

C: Fluctuations.

The Japanese man stiffens.

J: Well! Fluck you Americans, too!

2. Lottery

A broker named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer named Ben for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day, Ben drove up and said,

Ben: Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died.

Jean Paul: Well, then, just give me the money back,

Ben: Can't do that. I went and spent it already.

Jean Paul: OK, then. Just unload the donkey,

Ben: What ya going to do with him?

Jean Paul: I'm going to raffle him off,

Ben: You can't raffle off a dead donkey!

Jean Paul: Sure can. Watch me. I just won't tell that he's dead,

A month later Ben met up with the Cajun and asked,

Ben: What happened with that dead donkey?

Jean Paul: I raffled him off, I did. I sold 500-hunderd tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898,

Ben: Didn't anyone complain?

Jean Paul: Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.

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